December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I’m never going to get my reading done if I don’t quit playing The Sims. Oh well! Btw, I MADE A GERARD WAY SIM! I didn’t buy the clothes from the Sims Store, I found some on the Late Night expansion pack that looks like something he would wear, based on pictures I’ve seen of him.(: He does have the bright red hair though!! 
Dec 31st
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Dec 28th
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Via text
Courtney: So, what do you want to do today?
Me: The same thing we do every day, try to take over the world.
Dec 28th
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My reading list:
House of Night: Destined Witch and Wizard: The Fire Clockwork Angel Clockwork Prince Eragon Eldest Brisinger Inheritance That’s all I have planned for now.(: 
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Most nights I love my job and the people I work with. One of those nights was not tonight. Not only did we have an hour and a half wait, our computers stopped working four times. Then, when we finally closed and only had to sweep, mop, take out trash, and make sauces, the waitresses got pissed because they had to help us. But we would have had to help them if we had gotten done first. I do not...
Dec 23rd
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Why do people get so upset when someone says “Happy Holidays”? They are not bashing Christmas… Usually. See that s on the end of ‘holidays’? That meas plural. As in MORE THAN ONE. In case you didn’t know, there is more than one holiday in December. Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa. I applaud you if you say “happy holidays” because it means you are...
Dec 22nd
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I don’t think “Santa” got me Witch and Wizard: The Fire. -_- This will be the first year in 3 years that I haven’t gotten a Witch and Wizard book from “Santa”. I’m upset. 
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Gif challenge
(Just for the record, I did not make any of these - credit to their owners.) The first gif in your folder represents who you are: The ninth is how you feel today:   The seventh is your taste in music:   The fourth is your relationship with your friends:   The seventeenth describes your love life: The third is something about you others may not know: The fifteenth is how you act when...
Dec 21st
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My mom and step-dad have never heard of Invader...
Dec 21st
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My mother is evil.
She gets us presents from Santa, even though none of us believe in Santa anymore, and she pulled mine out of a Hot Topic bag [already wrapped] and goes “oh, what’s this? What’s this? It’s too big to be a shirt. It’s too soft to be pants. What is it?” -_- She’s so mean. I think it’s a hoodie though. I do know that “Santa” brought me Witch...
Dec 21st
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I am less itchy! :)
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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Scabies are looking better in just two days! Maybe they’ll be gone by Christmas!
Dec 18th
I was extremely excited for The Mortal Instruments movie. No, that I’ve found out that Jamie Campbell Bower is going to be playing Jace, I’m less excited. They’re going to ruin it and I’m going to be pissed. 
Dec 17th
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Finally finished City of Fallen Angels!! HOW CAN SHE JUST END IT LIKE THAT?! I’m so mad at Jace. -_- May 8, 2012. You can’t be here fast enough. I want City of Lost Souls. Now.  
Dec 17th
YES! THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS MOVIE!! →
Dec 17th
I'm so itchy! :(
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.
How am I just finding out that The Academy Is… broke up? Sad face.
Dec 17th
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Found out why I’m so damn itchy. Scabies. Yup. Disgusting. I blame my sister’s hippie boyfriend.  [Nothing against hippies, I know a few and they’re cool] I could kill him right now. I put that creme shit that the doctor gave me. Not only am I even MORE itchy, but I’m burning! I’m going to KILL Cale. 
Dec 17th
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Phobe: Do you know anything about chicks?
Chandler: Foul? No. Women? No...
Dec 16th
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Difference between being in public and being at...
-in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door-
Public: "One moment please!" or "someone is in here!"
Home: "What the fuck do you want, I'm taking a shit!"
Dec 16th
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White ink tattoos are so pretty.
Dec 16th
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Who bought the rest of the Mortal Instruments...
Dec 16th
I didn’t get up and go to the doctor. So, I still don’t know what these itchy as fuck bumps are. BLARG. I hope tonight goes by fast at work. :/ 
Dec 15th
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FUCK.
Fuck being on my period. Fuck starting my period during exam week. Fuck being on my period and not having a day off work for the next week. Just fuck it all. 
Dec 15th
“Can’t a brother go apple picking and not get the third degree? Damn!”
– Ted Mosby
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Tim Curry on Roseanne
electricarl: Win. I literally just watched this.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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“They are also mad because they refer to Jesus as ‘December Man’.”
– Seth Meyers.
Dec 12th
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Every night at work.
Donnie: Keep it real, Hartbreak!
Me: Always!
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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That moment when someone says Twilight is much...
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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This will be my wedding one day. →
Dec 11th
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Mom wants a baby..
Me: What is this Elf on the Self thing?
Mom: Tori has to bring that baby back over here!
Me: What the hell did that have to do with Elf of the Self?
Dec 11th