This Is What Nerds Do

imjustagirlintheworld:

-meaninglessbanter:

fishnetandfundip:

Want.

But seriously. This is going to be my wedding.

^

imjustagirlintheworld:

-meaninglessbanter:

fishnetandfundip:

Want.

But seriously.
This is going to be my wedding.

^

(Source: alcohol-is-sexyy, via horrorjunkie)

impossible-birds:

consultingsorcererintheimpala:

fluffmyb0ner:

bookishbutcorruptible:

janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

#PHEELS

I can’t stop caring

I hate people who care this much.

(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad, via horrorjunkie)

“If there was a spell too wish you Happy Birthday, Id Have Captain America Throw his shield to Batman who would mod it into a boomerang then throw it too Iron Man who would just shoot it with a rocket too Thor who would beam down Harry Potter to wish you…. Happy Birthday! (also if i could id type tht in lego font)”
— Austin Crawford (this is the best Happy Birthday message I’ve ever gotten EVER)

Me: Misty! Can I take off my hat? It's burning up by this oven!

Misty: I would say yes but... you have pink hair.

Me: That's discrimination against those with florescent colored hair!

thedoctors-slytherin:

gamefanatics:


Iron Man 3 - Patriot Armor confirmed!

Salute to the Red, White, and Blue! It’s been confirmed that the other man of steel will be donning the patriotic suit created by Norman Osborne (yes, from Spider-man), though (obviously) neither Osborne nor Spider-man will be making an appearance in the movie.
Kinda makes you wish we lived in an alternate universe where Marvel owned the film rights to ALL of their characters eh?

Oh, Tony…you really do love Steve that much, don’t you?

thedoctors-slytherin:

gamefanatics:

Iron Man 3 - Patriot Armor confirmed!

Salute to the Red, White, and Blue! It’s been confirmed that the other man of steel will be donning the patriotic suit created by Norman Osborne (yes, from Spider-man), though (obviously) neither Osborne nor Spider-man will be making an appearance in the movie.

Kinda makes you wish we lived in an alternate universe where Marvel owned the film rights to ALL of their characters eh?

Oh, Tony…you really do love Steve that much, don’t you?

“The council has made a decision…”

(Source: lemonmoranpie)

hippie-art-teacher:

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Harry Potter fans will never fully grow up. 

hippie-art-teacher:

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Harry Potter fans will never fully grow up. 

spiralenigma:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how attractive Daniel Radcliffe is in The Woman In Black?

Like whoa…whoa.

Husband: I hear 'The Woman in Black' is a good movie.

Husband's friend: Isn't that the one movie where Harry Potter's mom comes back as a ghost and haunts him?